Thursday, June 1, 2017

An Open Letter To Mr. Donald J. Trump On The Eve Of His Decision To Pull Out Of The Paris Climate Agreement

WARNING! Unapologetic, R-rated rant ahead. Turn back now if naughty words give you the vapors.

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it until the day the Secret Police haul me away: Fuck you, Donald Trump.

Today Glorious Leader informed the world that the United States is pulling out of the Paris Climate Agreement, an incredibly stupid, short-sighted and dangerous action.

Trumpy's actions will cause America to lose out on hundreds of thousands of jobs and millions of dollars resulting from the renewable energy industries created by the Agreement.

Why would anyone in their right mind reject the Agreement? Two reasons. 1. Because Trumenstein's cronies in the oil industry will stand to gain from the pullout, and 2. Because the Agreement was endorsed and signed by Barack Hussein Obama, and therefore must be savagely and utterly erased from the face of the Earth, no matter the cost to the American people or the nation.

Note that the U.S. is only one of THREE countries that refused to sign the Agreement. Nicaragua didn't sign because they didn't think it was tough enough (!), and Syria's a little busy right now with that pesky little civil war kerfuffle they're having.

Jesus Jetskiing Christ, even fucking North Korea signed the goddamned thing! NORTH FUCKING KOREA recognizes the importance of the Agreement! Congratulations, Trump. You just made batshit insane despot Kim Jong Un look like the voice of reason. Well done, you pompous asshole of a fucktard.

As usual, Trump's reasons for pulling out of the Agreement are based on half-truths, falsehood, misinformation and outright lies. So in other words, business as usual.

You've succeeded in making America a laughing stock, and seriously weakened our position on the world stage. Congratulations on making us "great" again, you fucking horse's ass.

I have no jokes here, as I'm all out of humorous comments or funny jibes regarding the reprehensible human genital wart that is Donald Trump. All I have to say is FUCK YOU, YOU WORTHLESS ORANGE SHIT-STAIN. I loathe you with the white hot passion of a billion exploding suns. Fuck your goddamned wig that wouldn't fool a blind man, fuck your bloated puffy face, and fuck your repulsive bright orange skin. You're a goddamned national embarrassment, and the sooner you're forced to resign in humiliation and shame and live out the rest of your miserable life in a trailer park, the better off we'll all be.

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