This is exactly what happened in last week's misfire, From Unknown Graves. There the disparate elements resulted in a muddled and disjointed mess that was all over the place. Heck, that episode's "A" story didn't even kick in until the third act.
The Plot:
Bortus meets Kelly in the Mess Hall for drinks, and tells her it's hard being a single parent. He says Topa has a crush on a boy, but won't tell him who it is. He says he doesn't know what to do, and asks Kelly to talk with her.
Kelly goes to Bortus' quarters for a chat with Topa. She admits there's someone she likes, but isn't sure if he feels the same way. She says her crush is funny and warm and shares the same interests as her (uh-oh!). Kelly says if they have that much in common, she should tell the boy how she feels.
Topa enters Engineering, where Gordon's talking with John. Topa asks Gordon if he'd like to have dinner with her sometime, and we realize HE'S the "boy" she's crushing on. Yikes! He completely misreads the situation and says he'd love to have dinner with her.
Topa goes for broke and tells Gordon she likes him, and he says he likes her too. Topa's face lights up at this, as Gordon FINALLY realizes what's happening. He tries letting her down easy by saying he thinks of her as a little sister, and will always have her back (ouch!). Topa's clearly disappointed and leaves.
Elsewhere, Admiral Halsey briefs Mercer on a new mission. The Moclans have a shaky agreement with Heveena's all-female Sanctuary, and are planning to inspect the place to make sure she's not violating any of their rules. Halsey wants Kelly and Bortus to be there during the inspection, to prevent the Moclans from causing trouble.
When Topa finds out about the mission, she begs Bortus to let her go to The Sanctuary to see Heveena, the most famous female Moclan of all. Bortus initially says no, but Kelly talks him into it, saying it could be life-changing for Topa to meet her hero.
Cut to Kelly, Bortus and Topa in a shuttle. They land on The Sanctuary planet, where they're met by a trio of Moclans led by Commander Kodon. He tells Kelly his men surveyed the Sanctuary and found it within the terms of their agreement.
Kodon then spots Topa, and thinks Kelly's trying to smuggle her into the Sanctuary— which is against the treaty. Kelly assures him that Topa's part of the Orville crew, and won't be staying. Kodan sneers at Topa, calling her a disgusting creature. Bortus moves toward Kodan, but Kelly orders him to stand down.
Kelly, Bortus and Topa then make their way to The Sanctuary. Topa's amazed to see so many Moclan females all in one place. They're led to Heveena's home, where she's listening to Dolly Parton's music. Heveena greets Topa, who's overwhelmed at meeting her role model.
Kelly and Bortus head out to inspect the colony, while Topa stays behind with Heveena. She tells her how much she admires her, and says she's read all her books. She thanks Heveena for speaking for her during the big trial that decided her fate.
Heveena says there'll be a double full moon that night, and invites Topa to their feast. Kelly and Bortus agree to stay.
During the feast, one of the Moclan females asks if Kelly and Bortus are mates. Kelly laughs it off, saying they're just friends.
Heveena shows Topa the luminites— firefly-like insects that flit around the colony and flash in different colors. She tells her the blue ones are rarest of all, and bring good luck to those who see them. She gifts Topa with a lava stone necklace and hangs it on her.
Heveena then tells Topa she's involved in a revolution against Moclus, and that she could play an important role in it. Topa's starstruck by Heveena, and is more than willing to help in any way. Heveena swears Topa to secrecy, and then admits she's violating the agreement by continuing to smuggle Moclan females into The Sanctuary.
She says her only means of communication with her agents is by messenger, but if she had access to a Union ship, she could help many more females. All Topa would have to do is occasionally relay an encrypted message to a contact on Moclus. Topa eagerly agrees without hesitation.
Heveena says she'll be in touch, and joins the others. Topa watches a swarm of luminites, and spots a blue one. She stupidly follows it, as it leads her deeper and deeper into the jungle. Suddenly she's captured by Kodon, who throws her into his shuttle and blasts off.
Back at the feast, Bortus notices Topa's missing. The entire colony searches the jungle for her. Kelly finds a necklace on the ground, and recognizes it as the one Heveena gave to Topa. Kelly asks what Heevena said to Topa. She lies and says they just chatted about inconsequential things.
Kelly suspects Kodon abducted Topa, so she and Bortus decide to follow his ship. Unfortunately Kodon's men sabotaged the shuttle. Kelly manages to hot wire it, causing it to blast dangerously into orbit.
Meanwhile, we see Topa held captive on Kodon's ship. She demands to speak to Bortus, but Kodon tells her to shut it.
Back on the Orville, Mercer tries contacting Kelly, but there's no answer. He orders the ship into the nebula to investigate. Charly reminds him that doing so will violate the Moclan agreement, but he tells her do it anyway.
Sometime later Mercer brings Heveena to his office, where he asks what happened to Topa. She says she doesn't know, and he demands she level with him. She finally admits she tried to get Topa to help her smuggle info. Mercer chastises her for taking advantage of a hero worshipping child, and says she's put the entire Sanctuary in jeopardy.
Mercer, Talla and Heveena talk with Admiral Halsey and explain the situation to him. Halsey says the best option is for Heveena to testify before the Union Council, admit she violated the Moclan agreement and provide evidence that Kodon kidnapped Topa. Heveena refuses, as doing so would destroy The Sanctuary and everything she's worked for..
Elsewhere, Bortus tracks Kodon's ion trail, and says his ship appears to be heading for the Zonari System. Kelly sets course and follows.
Mercer gets an idea, and orders Heveena to the Holodeck, er, I mean the Environmental Simulator. Heveena reluctantly does so, and finds herself inside a log cabin. Suddenly a holographic simulation of her hero Dolly Parton enters.
Overwhelmed, Heveena kneels before her. Dolly tells her to stop bowin' and scrapin,' and says she's happy to meet her. Heveena's manner then changes, as she realizes it's all an illustion and knows what Mercer's trying to do. Dolly says she may be a simulation, but she's based on the real thing. She then spins a folksy morality tale and sings a song, which convinces Heveena to do the right thing. She exits the Simulator and tells Mercer she'll testify before the Council.
Elsewhere, Kodon lands his ship at a secret Moclan base on a planet in the Zonari System. He takes Topa to an interrogation room, where a mutilated Moclan known only as The Interrogator enters. He begins torturing her, demanding to know the name of the traitor helping smuggle females to Heveena's Sancutary. Topa says she doesn't know what he's talking about.
Kelly and Bortus arrive on the planet, where they detect several buildings inside a large canyon. They set down ten miles away (literally!) and set out for the base.
Elsewhere, the Orville arrives at Earth. Mercer contacts Admiral Halsey and says he's bringing Heveena to the Council. Gordon asks to come along, saying he considers Topa his "little sister." For no good reason other than because the script say so, Mercer agrees.
Heveena testifies before the Union Council. She says she does so not because she thinks she's done anything wrong, but because Topa's life is in danger. Union President Alcuzan says there's enough evidence to launch an investigation into Topa's disappearance.
The Moclan delegates are outraged, saying Heveena's the one who should be investigated. They accuse her of smuggling female Moclan infants to her colony in violation of their agreement. The President says Heveena will pay for her crimes, but for now their priority is recovering Topa. The Moclans protest, and the Council erupts into chaos.
Meanwhile, Kelly and Bortus spot the secret Moclan base. Unfortunately the only way to get there is by jumping over a deep gorge. Bortus makes it, but Kelly falls and injures her shoulder. Bortus scrambles down and places a medical doodad on her to heal it.
Bortus thanks her for taking Topa under her wing, and says he considers her family. The two stare at one another, and for a second it almost looks like they might lean in to kiss. Suddenly the medical doodad dweedles and snaps them out of it. Bortus says she's healed, and they make their way to the base.
In the interrogation chamber, The Interrogator shows Topa a Krill baton, saying it's an "instrument of persuasion." He says depending on the setting it can cause mild discomfort or excruciating agony— even permanent neurological damage.
He demands to know the name of the Moclan traitor again. When she says she doesn't know, he jabs her with the baton, shocking her.
Kelly and Bortus sneak through the base, looking for Topa. They encounter resistance and engage in a shootout with several Moclan soldiers. Kelly detects female life signs ahead, and they run toward them.
The Interrogator exits the chamber and tells Kodon that Topa's given him the name of the traitor and the frequency codes he's using. Kodon orders him to kill Topa and dump her body in the canyon.
Just then Kelly and Bortus enter, blasters blazing. Bortus sees his injured daughter, turns to The Interrogator and delivers a savage beatdown to him. Kelly tells him to stop, but he ignores her. He grabs the baton and jams it into The Interrogator's good eye socket, blinding him and likely scrambling his brains as well. He grabs Topa and follows Kelly.
They make it back to their sabotaged shuttle and blast off. They're not out of the woods yet though, as Kodon and his forces follow in their ships. There's an exciting Star Wars trench fight in the canyon, and Kelly eventually manages to shoot down the Moclan fighters. They then somehow know to hightail it to Earth.
Back at Union Headquarters, Admiral Halsey, Mercer and several others meet with Captain Rechik and a couple other Moclan officials. Gordon's there too, again for no good reason. Halsey says the Council's made a decision, but the Moclans reject it, saying the Union constantly demeans their culture at every opportunity. The Moclans ask if the Union really wants to jeopardize its strongest ally with the Kaylon threat looming.
Gordon impulsively jumps up and says the Moclans always cross the line because they know the Union doesn't want to lose their weapons trade and lets them get away with it. He says they treat others like garbage, and when called on it whine that their beliefs are being disrespected. Halsey and Mercer both order him to sit down and stop talking immediately.
Later, the Moclan delegates accuse the Union of siding with Heveena, and say there's no evidence that they had anything to do with Topa's abduction. Right on cue, Kelly & Bortus enter with an injured Topa. An emotional Bortus hisses that the Moclans planned to murder his child, calling them butchers and liars.
The Union Council members all stand in support of Topa— with the exception of the Moclan delegation of course.
Sometime later, Heveena apologizes to Bortus for putting his daughter in danger, and says she expects no forgiveness. He tells her that's a reasonable assumption.
Halsey informs them the Moclans have been thrown out of the Union, and Heveena's planet is now a sovereign state under their protection. He says without the Moclans and their advanced weaponry, the Union's now more vulnerable to the Kaylon then ever before.
Later on the Orville, Doctor Finn tends to Topa's injuries. Talla enters with a surprise guest— Klyden. He asks Bortus if he can speak with Topa, and he agrees. Klyden tearfully apologizes to her, saying he headed for the Orville the second he heard she'd been kidnapped. He says he's sorry for saying he wished she was never born, and begs her forgiveness. He says he's proud to have her as a daughter as she forgives him.
Sometime later, Bortus, Topa AND Klyden are having dinner in their quarters. Kelly enters and says they'll be leaving Earth shortly. Bortus says he and Klyden have renounced their Moclan citizenship and are remaining onboard.
Klyden thanks Kelly for saving his daughter, and then unexpectedly invites her to have dinner with them. Stunned, she agrees.
• This episode drops numerous hints at a possible Kelly/Bortus coupling. Man, I hope that's not where the writers are planning on going. I much prefer the two of them as friends and colleagues, bonding over their mutual love and concern for Topa.
I'm betting Klyden was better at relating to Topa because he started out as a female as well. Bortus' statement also confirms that Klyden did indeed leave him as he promised he would if he approved Topa's surgery.
Now THIS is the affable and dimwitted version of Gordon we've all come to know and love on the show! The one who's nothing like the retconned super genius we saw back in Twice In A Lifetime, who could figure out how to use primitive 21st Century technology to send a message to a precise point in time and space.
I dunno, does it strike anyone else as a little inappropriate for Topa to be lusting after Gordon? The aforementioned Twice In A Lifetime established he's in his forties (even though actor Scott Grimes is currently 51). Topa definitely acts older and wiser than her years, but chronologically she's only three years old! We reeeeeally don't need the show to go there!
This brings up something about Topa that the show's kind of glossed over. I have no problem believing she could age to the equivalent of a teen in just three years. After all, she's a Moclan— there's no reason why they shouldn't grow at a faster rate than humans.
Moclus isn't thrilled by The Sanctuary's existence in the first place, so when they inspect it they're likely to be pretty thorough, Heck, they might even insist on taking a census. Wouldn't they notice there's suddenly a couple hundred more Moclan gals in the place then there're supposed to be? Whoops!
Of course the real reason they left the ramp open is so Commander Kodon's men could easily get inside and sabotage it.
• Kelly says the Moclans damaged the shuttle's launch thrusters, so she just fires up the main engines and punches through the dense jungle and on into space. Jaysis, they're lucky the shuttle didn't smash into a tree and kill 'em both! It looks like it's going 500 mph.
Welp, now we all know how to say "dick" in Moclan!
Mercer then gets a brainstorm, and uses the
C'mon, guys! I know they didn't want to land on top of the place, but their shuttle has a cloaking device! Surely to Thor they could have parked a little closer! If they'd done so, they could have easily rescued Topa BEFORE she was tortured!
• We're then treated to the most awesome shot in the entire series, as we get a full frontal view of the Orville coming out of quantum, with the Bridge crew fully visible inside the ship as it majestically moves by. Can you imagine if TOS and TNG had access to FX like this?
I get it— they're trying to infiltrate the Moclan base and don't want to be seen, so it makes sense they wouldn't wear their bright blue uniforms. Still, it struck me as funny that they're in a desperate hurry to rescue Topa, but still had time to change clothes!
• Yet another Kelly/Bortus coupling hint: During their ten mile trek to the Moclan base, the two of them have to jump across a narrow gorge. Bortus makes it, but Kelly falls and hurts her shoulder. Bortus applies a medical doodad to heal her, then tells her he's grateful for all her help with Topa and considers her part of his family.
For a split second it looks like the two might actually lean in for a kiss! Thankfully the medical doodad dweedles and snaps them out of it.
As I said earlier, I'm reeeeeeally hoping they don't go down this road and make Kelly & Bortus a couple. She's grown quite a bit as a commander and officer this season, so it'd be a shame if they saddled her character with a half baked love story. They're perfectly fine as friends. We don't need the two of them hooking up.
Second, it's unclear at this time if The Inquisitor shared Topa's info with anyone else in the base or on Moclus. It's entirely possible he might have recorded it or transmitted the data while we weren't looking. Future episodes will tell, I guess.
Lastly, Bortus then beats the crap out of The Inquisitor, and jams the
• Once again, Bortus gets the Best Line Of The Episode. After the Council meeting, Heveena meekly tries to apologize to him for using his child for her own agenda:
Heveena: "Bortus... I am truly sorry. I do not expect you to forgive me."
Bortus: "That is a reasonable expectation."
I love the way Klyden timidly peeks around the corner of Topa's room— almost as if he's scared (or ashamed) to enter.
Klyden: "Topa. The last time I saw you, I said some very hurtful things. I regret my words."
Goddammit, The Orville! How the hell did you go from being a Star Trek parody to legitimate sci-fi drama that actually made me tear up? Jesus Christ!
And what a change of heart for Klyden! After two seasons of being a major asshole and the closest thing the show had to an actual villain, he somehow managed to completely redeem himself.
What's this "make" crap? We've never seen anyone actually cook on this show. All they do is stand in front of the Food Synthesizer and order something!
• Kelly stops by to give Bortus a report. Much to her and the audience's surprise, Klyden actually invites her to join them for dinner. It may not seem like it, but this was a HUGE moment, as up to this point Kelly & Klyden have actively hated one another.
Well, there's the whole Dolly Parton cameo. Other than that, I got nothin.' They seem to have toned down the references quite a bit this season.
Nothing blatant this week, though there are some superficial similarities to a few TNG episodes.
Topa being abducted and tortured by the sadistic Interrogator is reminiscent of Chain Of Command Parts 1 & 2, in which Captain Picard was captured and held prisoner in a secret Cardassian base. He was also brutally tortured, as Gul Madred famously tried to convince him there were five lights on the wall behind him instead of four.
The Union Council scenes— in which the Moclans demand Heveena be tried for her crimes against their planet— are reminiscent of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. There, a Klingon Ambassador appears before the alien delegates and calls for the arrest of the "terrorist" James T. Kirk.