I went to my local Target last night and noticed they're now selling Election Day Greeting Cards. Wha…? What the hell are you supposed to do with those?
I've always thought the St. Patrick's Day, Halloween and Thanksgiving Day cards were a stretch, but Election Day? Sheesh! What a waste of recycled paper! It's not like it's a cherished holiday, or an occasion to spend time with family and friends. It's a day when you get to take a couple hours off from work and pretend to go vote for one of two candidates you can't stand.
And what the hell do they even say? "Just wanted to let you know I'm thinking of you on this beloved and most holy of Election Days. And if you vote for the other guy you're dead to me."