Bring Me The Head Of Puxatony Phil

This was the temperature in my city at 8am yesterday morning, March 21. You know, March 21, otherwise known as the second day of Spring.

This is the temperature today at 8am on March 22, the third day of Spring. Note the forecast for Sunday and Tuesday. Those are snowflakes. Motherfrakin' snowflakes.

I'm going to kill that goddamned groundhog...