Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Conflicted!

In a recent interview, septuagenarian entertainer Barbra Streisand vowed that if Donald Trump is elected president, she'll move to either Australia or Canada. 

Wow. Now I'm conflicted. As most of you have figured out by now, I desperately don't want Trump to win, but… a country without Babs sounds pretty sweet. 

It should be noted that Babs said the exact same thing about Bush Jr. back in the 2004 election, and she's still here, proving she's nothing more than a lying liar who lies.

Babs isn't the only celebrity who's made this threat. Lena Dunham, Miley Cyrus, Cher, Raven-Symone, Spike Lee, George Lopez, Al Sharpton, Rosie O'Donnell (!), Whoopi Goldberg and Chelsea Handler have all sworn to leave the country if Trump is sworn in.

Awesome! Think of all the annoying C-listers we'll finally be shed of if he wins! A Trump presidency could be the greatest thing that ever happened to this country! 

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