DogDog

If you're a child of the 1990s/2000s, you no doubt remember Nickelodeon's bizarre CatDog program.

Well, behold DogDog, the new ill-advised, fused life form from the twisted minds of the demented ex-Nazi scientists over at the One SmartBlend corporation. Twice the slobbery, lovable fun, with none of the unpleasant mess associated with a normal canine.

As Ian Malcolm would say, "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."

Spotted at my local Schnuck's grocery store.