That's Good News For My Elbows

Wow. Aim high, Nick's!

This is a restaurant near my house. I've eaten there and their food's not bad; in fact their BBQ chicken pizza is pretty good. I can't say I noticed anything outstanding about the tables. Maybe I ate there after the new "No-Stick" policy was put into effect.

I'm positive that this was real and not a case of kids rearranging letters as a joke. For one thing the sign is high enough that said vandals would need a ladder, plus the message was up there for a good three weeks; ample time for the owner to notice and change it if it was a prank.

I'm no restaurateur, but if this was my place I think I might keep the news about the table viscosity on the down-low.