Pray

There are two very different ways you can take this message...

Spotted on the side of a dumpster downtown.

For the love of God, people! Please, I beg you! Please hire me as a freelance consultant for your advertising and marketing firms. I will look over your proposed slogan or product name and let you know whether or not it is mockable. Despite my age, I am about as emotionally mature as the average 15 year old, and rest assured I can tell you if your message will generate unintentional snickers and laughs, saving you and your firm from untold shame and embarrassment.