Unfortunate Titles Part 1

I bought this book many years ago at a used bookstore, and it's been sitting on my bookshelf ever since. I've glanced at it many times, but today was the first time I really looked at it.

Surely there must have been a better way to phrase the title of this book?

Larry Niven may be a "master storyteller," but when it comes to thinking up book titles he's all wet.