Time Isn't On My Side

Hmm. I see that Time Magazine just released their list of the Top 25 Bloggers Of 2013, and once again my name was mysteriously absent. 

I have to assume I just missed their list by squeaking in at number 26.

This must be some kind of intellectual and esoteric list because I've only heard of one of the bloggers on it (Mark Evanier). What the hell, Time? Where are the bloggers who write about topics people are actually interested in reading, like Guerrilla Gardening, Catfish Noodling and Extreme Dog Grooming?

And how can they have a list of the best anything of 2013 yet? Isn't the year only 3/4 over?