If you picked ZERO in this year's Black Friday Death Pool, congratulations! You win the pot!
For all you players out there who predicted one or more people would be killed while fighting over cheap flat screen TV sets, better luck next year!
As for this year's Black Friday Serious Bodily Injury Pool, the count currently stands at EIGHT. If you picked eight in the pool, please come forward and claim your winnings.
Just a friendly reminder; don't forget to enter your death and injury guesses in next month's Day After Xmas Gift Return Debacle. Happy Shopping!
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