More World's Greatest Police Sketches

So far 2014 seems to be shaping up to be a banner year for World's Greatest Police Sketches! We just had one a couple of months ago in January, and then this one popped up today!

This time the upstanding citizen in question is accused of urinating on women near the University of Florida campus. I'll just bet everyone on campus is pissed about it too! Hi-YO!!!

At least this perp looks a bit more human than the previous ones, even if he is firmly entrenched at the bottom of the Uncanny Valley. There's still something very wrong about that face, something a bit too Muppet-like. Or a pod person who was interrupted in the process of imitating its host.

I'm eagerly looking forward to another nine months of World's Greatest Police Sketches!