Fashion BAAAAD!

Lately where I work I've been seeing a lot of women wearing fur vests like this. I mean a lot. Every day as I walk through the building I pass nine or ten women wearing these things. Apparently they're all the rage right now, and very much in style. 

Unfortunately every time I see one of these vests, I can't help but think of this.

At least we know where fashion designers are getting their ideas these days! Can't wait to see the striking new vampire cape, perfect for those chilly office cubicles. Complimented of course by the stylish and practical gill-man skin boots.