Anti-Brazilian

This DC Comics character Starfire, a member of the Teen Titans. She's an alien superhero who's usually depicted with a foot-length mane of fiery, red hair.

So I was in my local comic shoppery last week, and I saw they were selling a Mego-like action figure of Starfire, complete with her trademark auburn locks. Unfortunately whoever packaged this figure did so in the worst way possible, tucking Starfire's hair into a most unfortunate place.

Somebody get that woman a Lady Gillette, stat!