You Realize It's Not Called "Beauty And The MAN," Right?

Disney adds a minor gay character to their new live action Beauty And The Beast film...

...and the public at large flips a table, calling it the most scandalous thing that's ever happened in our society, demanding the movie to be banned nationwide. 

"Won't someone please think of the children?"

This same movie features a woman who has a relationship with a talking water buffalo...

...and the public says, "Well, that sounds jusssst fine."