From The Land Down Underwater

This week fishermen off the coast of Sydney, Australia (where else) discovered this bizarre new species of fish, some two miles below the ocean surface. The ghastly fish has a repulsive-looking orifice for a mouth, but no actual face.

C'mon, guys, you're not fooling me— that ain't no fish. Back me up here, Whovians. That's a goddamned cybermat they discovered!

Prepare for deletion!