It Depends

So I'm typing an email on Yahoo this morning, glance over at the right side of the screen and see this ad:

Jesus Christ, Yahoo! What the hell are you trying to say? I'm not old enough to need this. Yet. Not even for two dollars off.

Welp, that's it for today. I'm going home and spending the rest of the day sitting on the edge of my bed, staring at the floor.