Stop Harshing My Buzz!

While driving over the river and through the woods on Thanksgiving Day, I drove past this place:

Seriously? That's gotta be the worst possible name for a mental health center! How the hell are you supposed to relax and get better in a place like that? Who named this hospital, Charles Dickens?

Personally I prefer the "Wire Mother Behavioral Modification Facility."

For some reason it also reminds me of something Jan Brady would shout three times.