Thursday, October 18, 2018

The Predator Movie Just Got Retroactively Stupider

A couple weeks ago I posted my review of the terrible, horrible no-good very bad The Predator movie, pointing out how muddled, nonsensical and just plain stupid it was.

It's hard to believe, but apparently it could have been even stupider.

As I pointed out in my review, the entire original third act of the movie was scrapped and reshot. This week, NECA toys released an action figure based on a character from this aborted third act.

Behold the Emissary Predator. In the original script, several Emissaries came to Earth and teamed up with our army to help us puny humans defeat the big bad Super Predator. Stupid, yes, but it's about to get even stupider.

Note that this figure of the Emissary Predator is wearing military camouflage armor and pants, that he apparently borrowed from the army. 

Think about it for a minute. A Predator. An alien who can become invisible. Wearing camouflage.

I... I just don't know anymore...

By the way, in case you don't believe that this figure's from the rejected third act, here's some behind the scenes photos from the movie of the Emissaries in action:

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