New, But Not Improved

After the divisive debacle that was The Last Jedi premiered, many Star Wars fans (myself included) abandoned the franchise for good. Disney is keenly aware of this fact, and is desperately attempting to woo fans back by promising that Star Wars: Episode IX—  The Franchise Fizzles will "course correct" the series.

Nice try, Disney, but it's too little, too late.

Set reports have been leaking all over the interwebs, including a rumor that Kylo Ren will tinker with his primitive, cobbled-together lightsaber, turning its blade a bright green instead of its characteristic red.

Wow, a GREEN lightsaber! Awesome! We've certainly never seen anything like that befo... ohhhhhhhhhh.

Sounds like a classic case of "Malibu Stacy's Got A New Hat Syndrome" to me!