Run, O.J., Run!

A couple weeks ago O.J. Simpson (who's apparently out of prison) announced he was joining Twitter. In a recorded message, The Juice said "It should be a lot of fun," and that he had a "little gettin' even to do."

Yikes! What the hell does that mean? I think you used up your "gettin' even" quota back in the 90s, OJ!

Anyway, since this is the internet, his Twitter feed is going about as well as you'd expect. Here's a recent excerpt:

What'd he think was gonna happen? He's an acquitted double murderer! Did he think people would just forget about all that and ask him questions about playing for the Bills or what Leslie Nielsen was like?