Manure-Covered Toys. I Hate Manure-Covered Toys!

This is actually old news, but I just now found out about it. A few years back, Mattel released a series of Hot Wheels die cast cars based on Back To The Future. As you can see here, they released Marty McFly's 4-Wheel Drive Pickup, Doc Brown's Time-Traveling DeLorean and... some sort of third vehicle...

That third one would be Biff Tannen's Ford Super De Luxe Convertible... covered in a pile of manure.

I honestly thought this was a well-done spoof when I first saw it, but it's 100% real!

Here's a shot of the scene in question, in case you forgot. Seriously? Was there really no other vehicle they could have used to round out the wave? Did they really reach the bottom of the barrel after two cars and have to resort to using a sh*t-covered convertible?

Fortunately Mattel had the presence of mind to make the poop pile removable, so you can pop it off and display the car feces-free.

"Manure-covered toys. I hate manure-covered toys!"