Saturday, January 25, 2020

Space Forced

Jesus wept. The embarrassment-in-chief just won't let his Space Force boondoggle die. 

Last week he gave the world a sneak peak of the official uniform of his newly-minted Space Force. Naturally, social media wiseacres immediately sprang into action, wondering why a space-based military branch had uniforms featuring standard issue forest camouflage. 

Wouldn't it make more sense if their uniforms were black with white dots? Or a pattern with planets and comets on it, much like a traditional wizard's robe?


trumpenstein really doubled down on the Space Force news this week though, no doubt in a flailing effort to draw attention from his ongoing impeachment trial.

In his latest tweet, he unveiled the new official logo for the United States Space Force.

Hmm... I feel like I've seen this logo someplace before, but I can't quite think where...

Ah, there it is. It's the Starfleet Command logo from Star Trek.

Jesus Jetskiing Christ, trump! You just blatantly stole the Starfleet Command logo. It's the same shape, it's got the same wraparound text along the ring, there's an arrowhead in the middle against a starry background... You even swiped the goddamned swooshing star, for frak's sake! It literally could not look more like the Trek version if it tried.

Word to the wise, flump. Keep your sweaty orange paws off of Star Trek. Despite the fact you look not unlike an alien from that universe, Trek is off limits!

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