That's Sick!

An update, for anyone wondering why there've been no posts around here lately— I've contracted the coronavirus or something very much like it. Maybe it's Captain Trips, I dunno. Whatever it is, for the past week I've barely been able to crawl from my bed to the bathroom, much less sit down and write.

Whatever I've got has brought a cornucopia of lovely symptoms with it. Chills, uncontrollable coughing, vomiting and that old favorite, explosive diarrhea. For a while there I had things coming out of just about every conceivable orifice. It turned me into as disgusting a creature as one could imagine. The latest symptom— laryngitis! Fun!

I'm finally starting to feel a little better today, so hopefully I can get back to writing soon. I'm gonna be wayyyyyy behind schedule for a while though, so please be patient while I attempt and fail to catch up.