In Stock Update!

A couple months ago I pointed out that for some unknown reason,JC Penney is now selling Starfleet uniforms from Star Trek: The Next Generation. They didn't have any red flannel shirts in my size, but by the gods I could dress like Captain Picard if I wanted.

But what about the female sci-fi fan? Not to worry, ladies, Penneys hasn't forgotten about you! You can now order a genuine Princess Leia metal bikini from Return Of The Jedi! 

It's the perfect ensemble for lounging around the house during our interminable group quarantine!

Note that even though the Princess Leia bikini features FAR less material than the Starfleet uniform, it costs about twelve dollars more. Sexist!