Sweatin' To The Chia

Saw this online recently. When you care enough to say "I have no Earthly idea what to get you for Xmas," I present the Richard Simmons Chia Pet.

 

If you're lucky enough to receive one of these highly coveted items, I suspect you'll need to do quite a bit of maintenance on the "hair" to wrangle it into a reasonable facsimile of Simmons' trademark Jewfro.

By the way, did you know the Sweatin' One's real name is Milton Teagle Simmons?