Like A Persistent Neighbor That Won't Take The Hint And Leave, Jake From State Farm Is There

I swear to Thor, if I see one more Jake From State Farm commercial on TV this week, I'm gonna declare him as a dependent on my tax form.

Holy Shitballs, how many times can a corporation advertise their services in a day? No exaggeration, I bet I see at least twelve of these a day. We get it, State Farm. You sell insurance. We're all well aware that you exist. Now piss off already.