Frosty Got Back!

A few weeks ago I bought this little solar powered snowman, that "dances" when exposed to light. 

Imagine my surprise today when I turned him to face the window and noticed he has a little snowman ass! Complete with firm, supple cheeks.

Lemme guess, he poops snowballs, right? Yes! Landed the easy and obvious joke!

Once I got over my initial shock, it occurred to me that this thing's designed backwards. Wouldn't it make more sense to put the solar panel on the back of him? That way when he dances you could see his smiling face. As currently constructed, he'll has to be facing away from me in order to work right.