A Chip Off The Ol' Vax

As we all know, there's a huge contingent of conspiracy theory wingnuts out there who're convinced that the Covid vaccine was cooked up by Bill Gates so he could inject us all with microchips and track our movements for some reason.

To all those people, I would just like to point out that THIS is the actual size of the tracking microchips they inject into dogs. Presumably a human version would be of a similar size.

So just how the holy f*ck do you think they'd be able to cram something like that into a thin hypodermic needle and insert it into your arm?

Jesus wept.

As I've said many, many times before— there's absolutely no need for a tracking chip. These days everyone and their brother is carrying around a computer in their pocket that tracks their movements far better and more effectively than any chip could hope to do.

So shut it about the microchips and nanoparticles and get your godammned shots!