Here's a photo of my nephew from this past Christmas day. I'm starting to suspect he's really an old man walking around in a kid's body. Here we see him wearing the golf hat he received as a gift. In addition to the golf hat, he also got a brand new set of golf clubs.
If that's not enough to convince you, he also got a metal detector for Christmas!
Any day now I expect him to start hitching his pants up to his chest, watching Matlock reruns and eating dinner at 3pm.