Monday, May 16, 2011

Things You Should Know About Me: Cherries

Welcome to a new feature on my blog, in which I share personal information about myself so that you, the reader, can get to know me better. Let's get started, shall we?

I hate cherries and anything cherry flavored. I especially loathe anything that's artificially cherry flavored. I can't even stand to smell cherries. It is my considered opinion that cherries are the Devil's anal polyps.

This hatred may stem from the fact that drug companies insist on making virtually all their medicines cherry flavored. I no doubt associate the flavor and stench of cherries with being sick. Same reason why I can't drink 7-Up-- the only time I ever drank it as a kid was when I was sick and my Mom made me drink it.

So if you're ever out and about and happen to see me in public, please dispose of any and all cherry flavored and scented foods and accessories in your possession. Thank you.

4 comments:

  1. You've only succeeded in telling me your weakness. Heh heh..

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  2. Ok Bob. There are more pictures of yourself on your blog. I didn't know your affixation with cherries. I would have made you (I mean buy you) a cherry pie for your birthday.

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