At last, our long national nightmare is over. Today marks the very last time that anyone currently alive will ever have to live through another one of these "triple digit" dates.
Unless you plan on living to be well over one hundred years old, you'll never have to hear Sue from Accounting sending out a companywide email saying, "Everybody, today's 5/5/5!" Never again will you have to suffer through Brad in Sales shouting, "Hey, it's 10/10/10! That won't happen again for a hundred years! Party time!"
Of course by alerting you to the fact that this is the last time any of us will ever see one of these dates, I've inadvertently pointed it out. For that I am truly sorry and I apologize. Excuse me while I go and punish myself severely.