Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Crater? I Hardly Know Her!

In legal news, the Walt Disney Company announced today that they're suing the planet Mercury for copyright infringement.

If the suit is successful, the innermost planet of our solar system will have just sixty days to remove the offending formation from its surface or be required to pay punitive damages to the House of Mouse.

As of press time, the planet Mercury could not be reached for comment.

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