During this hectic time of the year, I hope you'll all pause for a moment and think about the true reason for the season. Festivus is a time for quiet contemplation and reflection as you gaze in awe at the bare aluminum pole in the living room, free of distracting tinsel.
It's also for sharing a nice meatloaf with friends and family and telling them how much they've disappointed you over the past year during the Airing of Grievances. And it's about wrestling the head of the household and pinning them down during the Feats Of Strength. It's about togetherness and sharing a nice meatloaf with friends and family. But most of all it's about togetherness.
Happy Festivus, everyone! Hope you have a true Festivus Miracle this year!