Don't let showrunner Eric Wallace hear you calling it that though! Here's the man himself, explaining why this was most definitely NOT a filler episode:
"So Armageddon was the first graphic novel of Season 8, then we we have our first interlude episode as we like to call them— those are episodes that are more standalone and we’ll have a couple of those."
So there you have it! This wasn't a filler, it was an interlude.
Whatever you want to call it, it felt damned peculiar to me. This is the first show that's aired since December of 2021. Who comes back from a three month hiatus with an episode that doesn't feature the main characters?
To make it even odder, the bulk of this series takes place before the Armageddon crossover! So why the hell did it air after? Who's in charge of the scheduling on this show?
Despite all that, it wasn't a terrible episode, as it was better than most recent ones. In fact it felt less like an episode of The Flash, and more like a backdoor pilot for an XS & Impulse series.
Is it possible that's the plan? All signs point to this being the final season of The Flash, so maybe they're planning to spin off Bart & Nora into their own series, to continue the speedster adventures. Eric Wallace denies this, but he's lied to us before!
As always, time will tell!
SPOILERS!
The Plot:
Six Months Ago (Yep, it's one of those episodes).
We get a repeat of Barry & Iris renewing their wedding vows, which we already saw back in Heart Of The Matter, Part 2. At least we don't have to hear Bart sing his twenty five minute song again.
• There are two things you can count on in The Flash— parallel Earths will always have blimps floating high above cities, and future scenes will inevitably have holographic ads projected in the sky.
Methinks someone on the FX team is a fan of the Cyberpunk 2077 game.
• Bart & Nora head to the Hall Of Heroes to find out just how badly they've screwed up the timeline. Several things here:
Secondly, does Google still exist in 2049? If so, then why the hell do they have to physically go to a museum in order to look up old newspaper headlines? I can do that in the comfort of my own home right here in backward old 2022, so why can't they do the same twenty seven years from now?
• Let's pause a moment here and see if I have a handle on the plot of this week's episode. Back in Heart Of The Matter, Part 1, Godspeed used the Cosmic Treadmill in the Hall Of Heroes to travel back in time from 2049 to 2021. Bart & Nora then followed to try and capture him. Unfortunately their antics in the past caused numerous changes to the timeline.
OK, I can fully accept that their presence in 2021 could disrupt the timeline from that point on. But this episode wants us to believe their actions changed the past as well— altering events all the way back to 2013. That... that doesn't make any sense. How could the changes reach backward into time as well as forward?
• At CCPD, Joe spots Cecile and desperately wants to ask her out for a date. Officer Korber gives him some badly-needed pointers to help him score.
That's a pretty odd thing for her to say. She's a freakin' telepath! She can hear the thoughts of everyone around her. How can she not realize she isn't the only meta in town?
Yet another element of this episode that doesn't make any sense. How can it be "too late" to stop the heist WHEN IT HASN"T HAPPENED YET from Avery's point of view?
• Whoops! The writers forgot the premise of the show again!
At the casino, Bart starts zooming customers to safety while the Royal Flush Gangers aren't watching. Eventually King notices people are vanishing, and Queen threatens to kill an innocent woman unless the perpetrator shows himself. Bart then concocts an elaborate scenario in which he pretends to be the casino manager in order to save the woman.
Jesus wept.
Just to refresh everyone's memory, Bart is a speedster. He can move so fast that time stops for everyone else from his point of view. He could have zipped ALL the customers out of the casino AND snatched the woman from King's hands while everyone was blinking.
• Queen orders Jack and Ten to find the casino's vault and empty it. A few minutes later they return with two medium sized knapsacks. It's hard to see here, but each one looks about the size of a large microwave oven.
Note that this is the exact same photo we saw at the end of Armageddon, Part 5 (in a shot that was lifted directly from, er, I mean inspired by The Shining). The two photos in both episodes are identical, which means they must have taken it before they shot this week's show!
• Frost then says, "Anybody know anything about Katie's new boyfriend, Marcus? Anybody met him?" Cecile replies, "No, I hear he's really cute though."
Marcus? Who the hell is Marcus? I don't remember seeing her hooking up with anyone during the big Armageddon crossover. Is this something that happened in between episodes, while we weren't looking?
• Barry then tells the members of Team Flash to gather together and hold hands, as he whisks them all off to Paris for an anniversary dinner. Wait, what?
• Iris sets her hairbrush on the back of the couch right before Team Flash zooms off to Paris. After they leave, we move in on the brush, which disappears in a burst of green energy. As we know by now, green particles indicates the Still Force, aka time. Which means Iris' "time sickness" plotline— which I assumed they'd forgotten about or abandoned last season— is coming back.
SPOILERS!
The Plot:
Six Months Ago (Yep, it's one of those episodes).
We get a repeat of Barry & Iris renewing their wedding vows, which we already saw back in Heart Of The Matter, Part 2. At least we don't have to hear Bart sing his twenty five minute song again.
Afterward, Barry tells his future kids Bart & Nora that he checked with Gideon and their participation in the big Godspeed War didn't cause any time anomalies. The kids say their goodbyes and return to their own time in 2049.
Bart & Nora enter their apartment (so they live together?), just as a wave of temporal energy sweeps through it. Seconds later, Jay Garrick, the original Flash, enters with a bag of food. The kids are shocked by his presence, as he's supposed to be dead in this time period.
Nora tells Bart their visit to 2021 must have altered their present and resurrected Jay. Bart's fine with that, as he now has his "Uncle" back. The two question Jay, curious to find out of there are any other changes. Sure enough there are, as they discover he's married to a woman named Rose, and not Joan as they remembered.
The two go to the Hall Of Heroes, where they check the records (I guess there's no Google in 2049?). Nora discovers that Joan Garrick never existed in this timeline, and figures her erasure is their fault.
Nora dives deeper and discovers the discrepancy— their grandpa Joe West was shot during a holdup in 2013, when Barry was still in a coma after the accident that turned him into a speedster. Bart says they can fix the timeline simply by preventing Joe from being shot.
The two then head back to 2013, which just happens to be the year the series started. They arrive at CCPD, where they spot Joe. They watch in embarrassment as he approaches Counselor Cecile Horton, asks her out and is promptly rejected.
Just then Eddie Thawne— Joe's new partner and the man who used to date their Mom— approaches and asks what they're doing sneaking around a restricted area. Nora says they're CSI interns, and Eddie sends them on a coffee run.
The two stand outside in a comically long line for coffee. Bart suggests just using their superspeed to deal with it, but Nora warns that using their powers will result in even more temporal anomalies (?).
Bart accidentally bumps into a young woman behind him, knocking her papers to the ground. As he picks them up, he sees they're about quantum divergence or some other technobabble. Bart asks how she knows about such advanced science, and she jokingly says she's from the future. Delighted, he blurts out that he is as well. She introduces herself as Avery, and says she was only kidding.
Bart & Avery begin hitting it off, till Nora pulls Bart away, reminding him they need to keep a low profile and have as little interaction with the locals as possible. Suddenly Nora gets an alert on her gauntlet that Joe's about to be shot, and they rush off.
Elsewhere, Joe and Eddie arrive at a jewelry store robbery. Bart and Nora arrive seconds later, intent on preventing Joe from being shot. Eddie goes around to the back, while Joe covers the front door.
Just then the robber exits, wearing his ill-gotten bling and awkwardly brandishing a gun. Joe tries to calm the nervous robber, who ends up dropping his gun. It hits the ground and discharges, sending a bullet right at Joe.
Bart & Nora enter their apartment (so they live together?), just as a wave of temporal energy sweeps through it. Seconds later, Jay Garrick, the original Flash, enters with a bag of food. The kids are shocked by his presence, as he's supposed to be dead in this time period.
Nora tells Bart their visit to 2021 must have altered their present and resurrected Jay. Bart's fine with that, as he now has his "Uncle" back. The two question Jay, curious to find out of there are any other changes. Sure enough there are, as they discover he's married to a woman named Rose, and not Joan as they remembered.
The two go to the Hall Of Heroes, where they check the records (I guess there's no Google in 2049?). Nora discovers that Joan Garrick never existed in this timeline, and figures her erasure is their fault.
Nora dives deeper and discovers the discrepancy— their grandpa Joe West was shot during a holdup in 2013, when Barry was still in a coma after the accident that turned him into a speedster. Bart says they can fix the timeline simply by preventing Joe from being shot.
The two then head back to 2013, which just happens to be the year the series started. They arrive at CCPD, where they spot Joe. They watch in embarrassment as he approaches Counselor Cecile Horton, asks her out and is promptly rejected.
Just then Eddie Thawne— Joe's new partner and the man who used to date their Mom— approaches and asks what they're doing sneaking around a restricted area. Nora says they're CSI interns, and Eddie sends them on a coffee run.
The two stand outside in a comically long line for coffee. Bart suggests just using their superspeed to deal with it, but Nora warns that using their powers will result in even more temporal anomalies (?).
Bart accidentally bumps into a young woman behind him, knocking her papers to the ground. As he picks them up, he sees they're about quantum divergence or some other technobabble. Bart asks how she knows about such advanced science, and she jokingly says she's from the future. Delighted, he blurts out that he is as well. She introduces herself as Avery, and says she was only kidding.
Bart & Avery begin hitting it off, till Nora pulls Bart away, reminding him they need to keep a low profile and have as little interaction with the locals as possible. Suddenly Nora gets an alert on her gauntlet that Joe's about to be shot, and they rush off.
Elsewhere, Joe and Eddie arrive at a jewelry store robbery. Bart and Nora arrive seconds later, intent on preventing Joe from being shot. Eddie goes around to the back, while Joe covers the front door.
Just then the robber exits, wearing his ill-gotten bling and awkwardly brandishing a gun. Joe tries to calm the nervous robber, who ends up dropping his gun. It hits the ground and discharges, sending a bullet right at Joe.
Nora and Bart instinctively enter Flashtime in order to give them a chance to think. Nora says they're too late, as the gun was never supposed to fire (?), and if they stop the bullet they'll cause another anomaly.
As she tries to figure out what to do, the impulsive (heh) Bart zooms over and moves Joe slightly to the right, so the bullet misses him. He zips back to Nora, who tells him he should've moved the bullet instead of Joe, and he's now made everything worse (???). That makes absolutely zero sense, but let's move on.
The two walk away, unaware that a woman named Mona Taylor telepathically overheard their conversation. She realizes she's not the only metahuman in Central City,
Nora sees Eddie come out of the jewelry store with the surveillance camera flash drive, and says they can use it to discover what they might have screwed up (?). They try to get it from him, but he pockets it and returns to CCPD.
Meanwhile, Mona Taylor uses her telepathy to summon three other metas to a dive bar. Now calling herself Queen, she talks the rest of them into becoming the Royal Flush Gang. She says with their powers, they can easily rob the Central City Casino that very night. The others all agree.
At CCPD, Eddie tells Joe he's sorry Cecile shot him down. Joe's puzzled as to how he found out about that, and Eddie says everyone knows. Nora sneaks over, whispers that Joe should try to win over Cecile with lilacs and crumb cake, and slyly pockets the flash drive.
Inside Barry's CSI lab, Nora checks the thumb drive while Bart realizes he's standing in the exact spot where his father gained his powers. Nora reviews the footage and sees Mona Taylor hanging around the vicinity of the robbery. She uses her gauntlet to look up Taylor, and realizes she's Queen of the Royal Flush Gang. Even worse, she sees a newspaper article reporting that the Gang's going to detonate a bomb in a casino heist, which will kill thirty people.
Bart then completely loses it, whining that Nora's better then him and he's a failure at being a hero. It's all quite pathetic, and he ends up speeding off.
Nora zooms to the hospital, where she finds Bart sitting at the bedside of the comatose Barry. She resists the urge to slap him, instead delivering a Patented The CW Pep Talk®, which makes him feel better (Jaysis). Bart then says he knows who can help them.
The two zoom to Fast Track Labs, where they confront Avery and reveal they're really from the future and need her help. She doesn't believe them of course, until she gets a look at Nora's gauntlet and realizes the tech is "decades away" (well, two decades, anyway).
Nora shows Avery the casino article, and says the death toll keeps fluctuating. Avery says the heist is a fixed point in time, and as such can't be changed— so they have to let it happen. They can, however, change the number of victims and save everyone.
Avery wants to go with them, but Bart says it's too dangerous and promises he'll return.
Cut to the casino, where the Royal Flush Gang bursts in. Queen orders Jack and Ten to find the vault and empty it, while she and King make sure none of the guests leave. Bart & Nora suit up and arrive on the scene. Nora looks for the bomb, while Bart zooms various guests to safety.
Unfortunately King notices people disappearing, and threatens to kill a guest unless the culprit shows themselves. Bart disguises himself as the casino manager and says he was helping people escape, but will stop if they let everyone go. Queen doesn't believe he's the manager, and telepathically scans his mind. She detects his thoughts about Avery, and thinks he's just worried about seeing his loved one again.
Jack & Ten return with a surprisingly small amount of loot, and the Gang starts to leave. Bart, who apparently has a short memory, tries to stop them— despite the fact he was warned to let the robbery happen. King knocks him across the room, and Bart breaks his arm as he lands. Queen then tells everyone to "enjoy the fireworks" and the Gang exits.
Nora radios Bart and says she found the bomb. He tells her Queen said something about "fireworks, plural," and they realize there's more than one bomb. For some reason Nora loses her sh*t and says she'll never find them all in time— even at superspeed (?). Bart says he can't help, as he needs his powers to speed-heal his arm. He then gives HER a Patented The CW Pep Talk®, which motivates her to go on.
Nora somehow figures out where the rest of the bombs are, gathers them and zooms outside. She hurls them into the air, where they detonate just as New Year's Eve fireworks go off.
Back at CCPD, Iris enters with food for the big New Year's party. She meets Eddie for the first time, and they begin flirting. Cecile apologizes to Joe for being curt with him earlier, and says she's just through a tough divorce (?). She says when she's ready to date he'll be the first to know. Apparently the lilacs worked.
Nora and Bart return to the station for some reason, and determine they've fixed the timeline. The officers all line up for a photo, and invite the two to join them— in the picture we saw at the end of Armageddon, Part 5.
Bart returns to Fast Track Lans, where he says goodbye to Avery. She's clearly smitten with him, and says he "changed her life (?). He says she saved the day with science, and she plants a kiss on him. Nora enters and says they gotta go, and Bart promises he'll be back.
Bart & Nora return to the Hall Of Heroes in 2049, and confirm that Jay's still alive and Joan is unerased. For some reason they tell Jay what they did and how he's now alive when he shouldn't be. He tells them not to worry too much about screwing the timeline, as Barry did it on a regular basis.
As she tries to figure out what to do, the impulsive (heh) Bart zooms over and moves Joe slightly to the right, so the bullet misses him. He zips back to Nora, who tells him he should've moved the bullet instead of Joe, and he's now made everything worse (???). That makes absolutely zero sense, but let's move on.
The two walk away, unaware that a woman named Mona Taylor telepathically overheard their conversation. She realizes she's not the only metahuman in Central City,
Nora sees Eddie come out of the jewelry store with the surveillance camera flash drive, and says they can use it to discover what they might have screwed up (?). They try to get it from him, but he pockets it and returns to CCPD.
Meanwhile, Mona Taylor uses her telepathy to summon three other metas to a dive bar. Now calling herself Queen, she talks the rest of them into becoming the Royal Flush Gang. She says with their powers, they can easily rob the Central City Casino that very night. The others all agree.
At CCPD, Eddie tells Joe he's sorry Cecile shot him down. Joe's puzzled as to how he found out about that, and Eddie says everyone knows. Nora sneaks over, whispers that Joe should try to win over Cecile with lilacs and crumb cake, and slyly pockets the flash drive.
Inside Barry's CSI lab, Nora checks the thumb drive while Bart realizes he's standing in the exact spot where his father gained his powers. Nora reviews the footage and sees Mona Taylor hanging around the vicinity of the robbery. She uses her gauntlet to look up Taylor, and realizes she's Queen of the Royal Flush Gang. Even worse, she sees a newspaper article reporting that the Gang's going to detonate a bomb in a casino heist, which will kill thirty people.
Bart then completely loses it, whining that Nora's better then him and he's a failure at being a hero. It's all quite pathetic, and he ends up speeding off.
Nora zooms to the hospital, where she finds Bart sitting at the bedside of the comatose Barry. She resists the urge to slap him, instead delivering a Patented The CW Pep Talk®, which makes him feel better (Jaysis). Bart then says he knows who can help them.
The two zoom to Fast Track Labs, where they confront Avery and reveal they're really from the future and need her help. She doesn't believe them of course, until she gets a look at Nora's gauntlet and realizes the tech is "decades away" (well, two decades, anyway).
Nora shows Avery the casino article, and says the death toll keeps fluctuating. Avery says the heist is a fixed point in time, and as such can't be changed— so they have to let it happen. They can, however, change the number of victims and save everyone.
Avery wants to go with them, but Bart says it's too dangerous and promises he'll return.
Cut to the casino, where the Royal Flush Gang bursts in. Queen orders Jack and Ten to find the vault and empty it, while she and King make sure none of the guests leave. Bart & Nora suit up and arrive on the scene. Nora looks for the bomb, while Bart zooms various guests to safety.
Unfortunately King notices people disappearing, and threatens to kill a guest unless the culprit shows themselves. Bart disguises himself as the casino manager and says he was helping people escape, but will stop if they let everyone go. Queen doesn't believe he's the manager, and telepathically scans his mind. She detects his thoughts about Avery, and thinks he's just worried about seeing his loved one again.
Jack & Ten return with a surprisingly small amount of loot, and the Gang starts to leave. Bart, who apparently has a short memory, tries to stop them— despite the fact he was warned to let the robbery happen. King knocks him across the room, and Bart breaks his arm as he lands. Queen then tells everyone to "enjoy the fireworks" and the Gang exits.
Nora radios Bart and says she found the bomb. He tells her Queen said something about "fireworks, plural," and they realize there's more than one bomb. For some reason Nora loses her sh*t and says she'll never find them all in time— even at superspeed (?). Bart says he can't help, as he needs his powers to speed-heal his arm. He then gives HER a Patented The CW Pep Talk®, which motivates her to go on.
Nora somehow figures out where the rest of the bombs are, gathers them and zooms outside. She hurls them into the air, where they detonate just as New Year's Eve fireworks go off.
Back at CCPD, Iris enters with food for the big New Year's party. She meets Eddie for the first time, and they begin flirting. Cecile apologizes to Joe for being curt with him earlier, and says she's just through a tough divorce (?). She says when she's ready to date he'll be the first to know. Apparently the lilacs worked.
Nora and Bart return to the station for some reason, and determine they've fixed the timeline. The officers all line up for a photo, and invite the two to join them— in the picture we saw at the end of Armageddon, Part 5.
Bart returns to Fast Track Lans, where he says goodbye to Avery. She's clearly smitten with him, and says he "changed her life (?). He says she saved the day with science, and she plants a kiss on him. Nora enters and says they gotta go, and Bart promises he'll be back.
Bart & Nora return to the Hall Of Heroes in 2049, and confirm that Jay's still alive and Joan is unerased. For some reason they tell Jay what they did and how he's now alive when he shouldn't be. He tells them not to worry too much about screwing the timeline, as Barry did it on a regular basis.
Central City: Present Day
After their vow renewal, Barry & Iris invite everyone to dinner in Paris. Iris combs her hair, then sets her brush on the couch. Barry somehow zooms all six or seven people around the world to Europe. The camera then focuses on Iris' brush, which vanishes in a burst of temporal energy particles.
Thoughts:
• This is a very peculiar episode, timeline-wise. Back in Armageddon, Part 1, the Royal Flush Gang's January 1st casino heist was mentioned, and then we actually get to see it happen in this episode. That means the bulk of Impulsive Excessive Disorder takes place entirely before the whole Armageddon crossover. As I said in the intro, why the hell is it just airing now, instead of before Armageddon?
After their vow renewal, Barry & Iris invite everyone to dinner in Paris. Iris combs her hair, then sets her brush on the couch. Barry somehow zooms all six or seven people around the world to Europe. The camera then focuses on Iris' brush, which vanishes in a burst of temporal energy particles.
Thoughts:
• This is a very peculiar episode, timeline-wise. Back in Armageddon, Part 1, the Royal Flush Gang's January 1st casino heist was mentioned, and then we actually get to see it happen in this episode. That means the bulk of Impulsive Excessive Disorder takes place entirely before the whole Armageddon crossover. As I said in the intro, why the hell is it just airing now, instead of before Armageddon?
Methinks someone on the FX team is a fan of the Cyberpunk 2077 game.
• When the kids return to their apartment in 2049, we see a memorial display featuring the late Jay Garrick's Flash helmet. A couple things here:
Do Bart & Nora really live in the same apartment? There's nothing inherently wrong with that I guess, but you gotta admit a brother and sister living together is a bit unusual. Maybe the rent in 2049 is even more out of control than it is now, and the only way they could afford a place was to cohabitate.
Note that the commemorative plaque below the helmet calls Jay "The Crimson Comet." I assume that's his nickname as the Flash— like when people call Batman "The Caped Crusader."
That said, doesn't it seem odd the plaque would feature his nickname of "The Flash?" Were the producers afraid that would confuse the audience or something?
• Jay's supposed to be dead in 2049, but thanks to the kids' temporal shenanigans, he's alive and well when they return to their own time.
It's always great to see John Wesley Shipp on the show as Jay. Too bad he's not a regular in 2022— he could fill the badly-needed role of Team Flash's elder mentor!
Also, note that Jay's carrying sacks & sacks of Big Belly Burgers. They're the equivalent of McDonald's in the Arrowverse, and made their debut in Superman comics back in the 1990s.
• So Bart wears silver nail polish all through this episode.
And a few scenes later we can see Nora has silver nails as well.
Is this a fashion statement unique to the Speedster kids, or is it a fashion trend in 2049? For their sakes let's hope it's a fad. Unlike their father, their costumes leave their hairstyles out in the open for everyone to see. As if that wasn't bad enough, Nora wears a tiny little domino mask and Bart "hides" behind a pair of tinted goggles!
These paltry accoutrements barely hide their secret identities as is, but the silver nails woud be an even bigger giveaway! "Hey look, these two inseparable siblings both have silver nails, just like XS and Impulse! Sayyyyy, wait a minute..."
• Thanks, Opening Credits, for ruining the surprise that Rick Cosnett's back this week as Eddie Thawne.
As always, I get that SAG rules require the show to list the cast up front, but that doesn't make it any less annoying.
First of all, among the displays in the museum are Firestorm's costume (seen at left above) and Atom's armored suit (at right).
Secondly, does Google still exist in 2049? If so, then why the hell do they have to physically go to a museum in order to look up old newspaper headlines? I can do that in the comfort of my own home right here in backward old 2022, so why can't they do the same twenty seven years from now?
• According to this episode, Central City is quite the media hub! When the kids go to the Hall Of Heroes, Nora looks up a story in the Central City Explorer. Is that yet another newspaper in this ferkakte town? Or is it maybe a web portal, like Yahoo? Whatever it is, according to the dateline it's been around since at least September of 2017.
We then see that Central City inexplicably sports two more newspapers— The Central City Daily News and the Central City Weekly News. Note that these are in addition to The Central City Tribune and The Central City Picture News (where Iris once worked), along with Iris' own Central City Citizen.
That makes at least SIX, count 'em 6 different newspapers or news sources in Central City. Jesus Jetskiing Christ, writers! Traditional print newspapers are dropping like flies all over the country! I don't care how freakin' big Central City is, there's no way in hell it could support that many media outlets!
This glut of newspapers is easily the most unrealistic thing the show's ever given us! Even more so than Barry's powers!
• While trying to figure out just how they altered the timeline, Nora stumbles across an article about Booster Gold. From what I understand, Booster made his live action Arrowverse debut in the recent season finale of Legends Of Tomorrow (a show which, sadly, I had to nope out of this year).
Booster first appeared in DC comics way back in 1986. He's played on Legends Of Tomorrow by former Scrubs actor Donald Faison.
Wow, great casting, guys! The Arrowverse version of Booster looks exactly like he does in the comic!
• Let's pause a moment here and see if I have a handle on the plot of this week's episode. Back in Heart Of The Matter, Part 1, Godspeed used the Cosmic Treadmill in the Hall Of Heroes to travel back in time from 2049 to 2021. Bart & Nora then followed to try and capture him. Unfortunately their antics in the past caused numerous changes to the timeline.
Check out their conversation for yourself:
Bart: "So that's how we did this?"
Nora: "Yeah, when we chased Godspeed through time using the cosmic treadmill. Only, it wasn't built to handle the energy of three speedsters at once. Our tachyon energies must have caused massive temporal fissures. Oh, this is why Dad has time-travel rules. According to this, Uncle Jay never married Aunt Joan. Oh my God. We erased her. We erased her! My gauntlet just confirmed it!"
Bart: "Is... is that part of those fissures that... That we caused? I'm sorry. How far back does it go? How many are there? Can we fix them? Wait..."
Nora: "Voice down. Okay, we work backwards identifying everything new to the timeline, figure out where things first started changing, and put them back where they're supposed to be. Okay. (reading newspaper records) Corrupt Mayor Bellows Jr. Farther back. Trickster Invades Tibet. Farther back. Who's Booster Gold?"
Bart: "Keep going. Zoom attacks CCPD Chief of Police Joe West. Grandpa Joe wasn't chief then, right?"
Nora: "But he is in this new timeline."
Bart: "When did he get promoted?"
Nora: "There are no time fissures before that.This is where the change happened, and it altered everything that follows like dominoes."
OK, I can fully accept that their presence in 2021 could disrupt the timeline from that point on. But this episode wants us to believe their actions changed the past as well— altering events all the way back to 2013. That... that doesn't make any sense. How could the changes reach backward into time as well as forward?
• Bart & Nora time travel to CCPD in 2013 in order to fix the timeline. When they arrive, we see Bart's decked himself out in the nerdiest outfit possible. When Nora asks what the hell, he says he's going "incognito."
Um... why does he need to disguise himself in an era in which he hasn't been born yet? Who's he think's gonna recognize him?
And where'd he get these new threads? Did he speed-shop for clothes the second they arrived in 2013?
Cecile first appeared in Season 1's Who Is Harrison Wells, so it's reasonable to assume she could have been around in Pilot. She didn't become a love interest for Joe until Season 3 though. According to this episode, he was interested in her before the series even started!
Unlike Cecile, Korber's presence here in 2013 constitutes a major retcon, as her first actual appearance on the show was in Season 6's Into The Void. I suppose it's possible she might have worked at CCPD prior to that, but if so she must have been staying just out of camera range for five years.
• Cecile shuts down Joe's fumbling attempt at asking her out by saying she just went through a painful divorce. Wait, what? Did we know that about Cecile before? I guess we probably did, since she has a daughter named Joanie, from a previous marriage. I don't think she's ever mentioned her divorce before though.
Man, that Crisis was a boon for the writers! They can say and do anything they want at this point, and if anyone says it contradicts previously established canon they can just invoke the old "Crisis Changed It" excuse!
Man, that Crisis was a boon for the writers! They can say and do anything they want at this point, and if anyone says it contradicts previously established canon they can just invoke the old "Crisis Changed It" excuse!
• I dunno... at this point in the timeline Joe's partner was just killed and his foster son's currently stretched out in the hospital in a coma. Is this really the best time for him to be thinking about jumping back into the dating pool and wooing Cecile?
• Actor Rick Cosnett returns this week as Eddie Thawne. It's been a long time since we've seen Eddie— in fact his final appearance was wayyyy back in the Season 1 finale Fast Enough.
I always felt Eddie got a raw deal from the writers. When he found out he was the evil Eobard Thawne's ancestor, he deliberately shot himself in the chest to prevent the evil speedster from ever being born! Now THAT'S a baller move! Of course it didn't take long for them to bring Eobard back (over and over and over and...), which completely negated Eddie's sacrifice. Feh.
I don't remember Eddie being quite as dweebish as he's portrayed here either, but that just may be my rapidly failing memory.
• When Eddie confronts the Speedster Kids, they introduce themselves as interns Nora Moy and Bart Waid. So why'd Nora make up such odd and unconventional names? Because it's inside joke time, of course! The character of XS was created by writer Jeff Moy, while Impulse was the brainchild of artist Mark Waid.
• I won't ask where Nora got the apparently legitimate CCPD intern credentials she shows to Eddie. Maybe her magic all-purpose gauntlet conjured them up.
• Eddie orders the kids to go on a coffee run (heh) for the whole department. Unfortunately there's a huge line outside at the coffee truck, which throws a wrench into their mission.
Bart wants to somehow use his superspeed to pick up the coffee in a flash (heh), but Nora shrieks, "What part of 'don't change the timeline' do you not understand? Bart, unless we are absolutely, one hundred percent certain that it won't make things worse, we can't use our speed!"
Annnnnd then of course the two of them spend the rest of the episode zooming around the city with impunity. They arrive at the jewelry heist at superspeed, they enter Flashtime to slow down events in order to save Joe and they use their powers to save the casino and its patrons.
What the hell, writers? Can they use their powers or can't they?
• While waiting in the coffee line, Bart has a meet-cute with a nerdy young scientist named Avery. The two of them hit it off instantly, further complicating the mission.
Avery is obviously supposed to be Avery Ho, who's the Flash Of China in the comics.
It's a lonnnnng story, but back in 2016's The Flash Vol. 5 #3, a big Speed Force Storm hit Central City (don't ask), striking various citizens and turning them into speedsters. Among them was a woman named Avery Ho. Her newfound speed caused her to vibrate uncontrollably, until the Flash taught her how to use her powers.
Soon afterward the villainous Godspeed began attacking these new superpowered citizens and stealing their speed for himself. The Flash discovered Godspeed was secretly his friend and partner August Heart. He then absorbed the powers from the rest of the new speedsters— except for Avery— which allowed him to defeat Godspeed.
Avery managed to keep her powers and eventually joined the Justice League Of China, which I guess is a thing in the comics.
Also in the comics, Avery Ho is infatuated with Kid Flash. It looks like they're shifting that storyline a bit so she's now in love with Impulse, since thanks to the strange and bizarre Keiynan Lonsdale, it's unlikely we'll ever see Kid Flash on the show again.
Credit where it's due, I actually liked actress Piper Curda as Avery quite a bit, as she was fun, quirky and a breath of fresh air. That said, the last thing this show needs is another goddamned character.
• Joe arrives at the jewelry store heist just in time to confront a very familiar-looking perp. Longtime fans will instantly recognize him, as he's the same comically inept crook who's popped up numerous times on the show. According to the Official Arrowverse Wiki, he actually has a name— Sterling Brooks. He previously appeared in The Elongated Knight Rises, The Death Of Vibe and Marathon.
• The whole point of the kids' trip to 2013 was to save Joe from being shot in a jewelry store robbery. Thanks to Bart's relentless flirting with Avery though, they arrive to find the heist already in progress.
Unfortunately the inept jewel thief accidentally drops his gun, causing it to go off and fire a bullet at Joe.
I'm struggling to understand how a gun that accidentally discharges in THIS position can shoot a bullet parallel to the ground toward Joe.
• As the bullet heads toward Joe, Nora and Bart enter Flashtime to slow things down and figure out what to do. While Nora frets, Bart impulsively (heh) zips over and moves Joe out of the way of the speeding bullet.
Nora then freaks out, saying, "Bart, the whole timeline's in flux. You might have changed the future even more now.. By moving Grandpa Joe instead of moving the bullet, you created a new series of events, changing the timeline."
OK, that doesn't make a lick of sense, even for this show. Why the hell would it matter if Bart moved Joe or the bullet? Either one should have changed the timeline equally. 1 + 2's the same as 2 + 1.
Plus, isn't the entire reason they're here in the past to prevent Joe from being shot— an event which changed the timeline? So what's the problem here? Mission accomplished!
• After Bart secretly saves Joe, the bullet lodges harmlessly in a nearby junction box. A meta named Mona Taylor sees the bullet, then telepathically hears Nora telling Bart how their actions are going to cause more metahumans to appear. Mona then says, "Metahumans? Then I'm not alone."
That's a pretty odd thing for her to say. She's a freakin' telepath! She can hear the thoughts of everyone around her. How can she not realize she isn't the only meta in town?
• Eric Wallace must reeeeeeally love this new iteration of the Royal Flush Gang. They made their debut a few episodes back in Armageddon, Part 1, and now they're back again already this week for an origin story. At this point he'll be giving them their own show next season!
• After Mona learns she isn't the only person in Central City with powers, she telepathically summons several other metas to O'Shaughessy's Pub, where she recruits them to be in her Royal Flush Gang. Several things here:
First off, the part of O'Shaughnessy's is played by The Back Forty, a bar & grill located in— where else— downtown Vancouver.
Despite the fact that the show made the place look like it's located in a dark & seedy back alley, it's right out in the open on a major street. In fact it's literally right across the street from BC Place— the venue that serves as both STAR Labs and Central City Stadium exteriors!
Note that the bar's clearly an old gas station or garage that's been converted into a trendy eatery. I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't point out that the interior set doesn't feature the three retractable garage doors that are so prominent on the outside. Whoops!
Second, in their first appearance I noted how the Royal Flush Gang constantly peppered their speech with numerous card puns, to the point of annoyance. Apparently they all did this even before they became a team! When Mona psychically summons the other three members to O'Shaughnessy's Pub, King says, "Now if you two jokers didn't promise a score, who did?"
Third, as the newly formed Royal Flush Gang stands around inside the pub, we see there's inexplicably a cinder block sitting in the middle of one of the tables. How odd! Why the hell would that be sitting there in a bar?
Isn't it obvious? It's so King can say he's tired of hiding who he is, and smash the block into dust with his fist!
What the hell? Why'd he have to smash an incongruously placed cinder block? Wouldn't it have made infinitely more sense if he disintegrated the table instead? Talk about clumsy writing!
Note that as in Armageddon, Part 1, every time King uses his superstrength we hear a mechanical "powering up" sound effect. Once again, is he supposed to be bionic or something?
Lastly, I should also point out that the pub's empty, except for the Gang here. Is it closed and they just broke into it? Or did Queen kill all the patrons inside so she could have her recruitment drive in peace?
• It's the Bart Allen Drinking Game! Take a shot every time Bart cries & says he's not good enough to be a hero in this episode. You'll be dead of alcohol poisoning before the end credits roll.
I'm probably just a soulless monster, but his constant whining annoyed the hell out of me., and made me want to fast-forward through his scenes.
• The kids visit Barry, who's lying comatose in a hospital bed after being struck by the lightning bolt that gave him his powers.
Wait, what? What the hell's he doing in a hospital? Back in Pilot I clearly remember him recovering in the med bay of STAR Labs! Are the writers ignoring their own canon again?
Wait, what? What the hell's he doing in a hospital? Back in Pilot I clearly remember him recovering in the med bay of STAR Labs! Are the writers ignoring their own canon again?
Amazingly, no! I rewatched a bit of Pilot, and it seems that Barry was in a coma for a whopping NINE months! He was indeed in a regular hospital at first, but at some point he was moved to STAR Labs for observation. So there's plenty of wiggle room here for Bart & Nora to have visited him in the hospital.
• Avery's a scientist at Fast Track Labs. Hmm... Have we ever heard of them before? I don't think we have. Crisis must have retconned them into Central City!
• It appears Avery's also a fan of those useless, hard-to-read clear "white boards" that the members of Team Flash all seem to love so well.
• Bart & Nora visit Avery to get her help, and reveal they're from the future. Of course she doesn't believe them, until she catches a glimpse of Nora's gauntlet.
Avery: "Uh, is that gauntlet using integrated quantum circuitry?"
Nora: "Yes. Last I checked."
Avery: "Liquid processing unit, AI nano cells. This is decades away. You guys are from the future!"
So apparently Avery can take a brief look at the OUTSIDE of Nora's gauntlet and instantly identify the unfamiliar advanced tech INSIDE it. Got it.
• Nora tells Avery they need her help to stop the casino heist and save everyone inside. Avery thinks a minute and then says, "It's too late to stop the casino heist. But since the casualties keep changing, they're not fixed in time. So, you can fix the timeline and save all those people, as long as you let the heist still happen."
Yet another element of this episode that doesn't make any sense. How can it be "too late" to stop the heist WHEN IT HASN"T HAPPENED YET from Avery's point of view?
At the casino, Bart starts zooming customers to safety while the Royal Flush Gangers aren't watching. Eventually King notices people are vanishing, and Queen threatens to kill an innocent woman unless the perpetrator shows himself. Bart then concocts an elaborate scenario in which he pretends to be the casino manager in order to save the woman.
Jesus wept.
Just to refresh everyone's memory, Bart is a speedster. He can move so fast that time stops for everyone else from his point of view. He could have zipped ALL the customers out of the casino AND snatched the woman from King's hands while everyone was blinking.
This all becomes even more ridiculous when you realize he actually took the time to find and changed into a perfectly tailored casino manager disguise!
Jesus wept.
I dunno... I would have thought a casino vault would contain several truckloads of cash! Maybe they just didn't want to be too greedy on their inaugural outing.
• The writers forgot the premise of the show a SECOND time!
• The writers forgot the premise of the show a SECOND time!
Nora searches the bowels of the casino for a bomb planted by the Royal Flush Gang. Bart figures out there are actually multiple bombs inside, and Nora shrieks that she'll never be able to find them all in the thirty seconds before they detonate.
Once again I'm compelled to point out that she and her brother are speedsters, and can move so fast they literally stop time for everyone else. They even did this earlier in the episode, right before Joe was almost shot, for frak's sake!
• Superhero landing!
• After determining they've fixed the timeline, Bart & Nora risk screwing it up again by retuning to CCPD for no good reason. While there, they're invited to join the precinct's annual New Year's photo.
And I just realized Eddie's in the photo, standing next to Joe. How did I not see him the first time?
• After the photo's taken, Iris meets Eddie for the first time and the two begin flirting. I was puzzled by this at first, as I could have sworn they were already a couple back in Pilot.
Once again, Barry was in a coma for nine months after getting zapped by lightning, so there was plenty of time for Iris & Eddie to become an item before he woke up.
• Nice Touch: Bart returns to Avery's lab to say goodbye, and she grabs him and plants a big ol' kiss on his lips. Nora then enters with her hand over her eyes to tell him it's time to go. Apparently she covered her eyes so she wouldn't potentially see her brother smooching— or worse! Haw!
• The kids return to 2049, where for some reason they tell Jay he's supposed to be dead but they accidentally brought him back to life.
So how old is Jay supposed to be in 2049? Although it makes absolutely no sense, actor John Wesley insists that the version of Jay seen here is the same one who appeared in Season 2 of Stargirl (despite the fact that show takes place over on Earth-2).
Stargirl plays fast and loose with its dates and timeline, and always states that the original Justice Society's adventures happened "decades ago." For the sake of argument, let's say the old school JSA was active in the 1980s. Jay looked like he was around 50 back then. That would mean he's well over 110 in 2049. Even if you bump up the JSA adventures to the 1990s, he'd still be nearing a hundred.
So how old is Jay supposed to be in 2049? Although it makes absolutely no sense, actor John Wesley insists that the version of Jay seen here is the same one who appeared in Season 2 of Stargirl (despite the fact that show takes place over on Earth-2).
Stargirl plays fast and loose with its dates and timeline, and always states that the original Justice Society's adventures happened "decades ago." For the sake of argument, let's say the old school JSA was active in the 1980s. Jay looked like he was around 50 back then. That would mean he's well over 110 in 2049. Even if you bump up the JSA adventures to the 1990s, he'd still be nearing a hundred.
Is he really supposed to be that old here? He certainly doesn't look it. Does the Speed Force cause him to age more slowly? Or is he aging normally, but skipped over several decades when he jumped from one Earth to another?
Jay himself makes a vague attempt at explaining his age by saying, "Heck, when I first started to time travel, I ended up fighting Nazis in World War II, and then lived on and off in the past for years. But that was another lifetime." Welp, that cleared up nothing!
• At the end pf the episode, the main characters finally deign to make a short appearance. Chester asks the members of Team Flash if they have any New Year's resolutions. Frost pipes up and says, "I decided to forgive Mark for all of his crime things. What? He's turned over a new leaf, and I made him swear to stay on the straight and narrow!"
• At the end pf the episode, the main characters finally deign to make a short appearance. Chester asks the members of Team Flash if they have any New Year's resolutions. Frost pipes up and says, "I decided to forgive Mark for all of his crime things. What? He's turned over a new leaf, and I made him swear to stay on the straight and narrow!"
Ugh. The "Mark" she's referring to here is Mark Blaine, aka Chillblaine. You know, the industrial terrorist, criminal and murderer who tried to kill Frost, but has inexplicably become her new love interest.
Based on her comment here, it's a given they're planning on making him a member of Team Flash.
Anyone else get the feeling they're grooming Chillblaine to become the new Ralph? After carefully vetting actor Jon Cor's Twitter account, of course.
• Frost then says, "Anybody know anything about Katie's new boyfriend, Marcus? Anybody met him?" Cecile replies, "No, I hear he's really cute though."
Marcus? Who the hell is Marcus? I don't remember seeing her hooking up with anyone during the big Armageddon crossover. Is this something that happened in between episodes, while we weren't looking?
I'll leave it to you to figure out just how he does this. Is he supposed to be carrying them all? Might I point out that Barry doesn't have super strength, he just does normal things really fast— so he can't hold six people in his arms. Maybe he's shoving them along in front of him? What happens when they get to the Atlantic? He can run across water, but can he do it with six other people in tow?
Maybe we're to believe his Speed Force aura is surrounding the others and allowing them to run fast as well? Ah, good old Comic Book Science.
• Iris sets her hairbrush on the back of the couch right before Team Flash zooms off to Paris. After they leave, we move in on the brush, which disappears in a burst of green energy. As we know by now, green particles indicates the Still Force, aka time. Which means Iris' "time sickness" plotline— which I assumed they'd forgotten about or abandoned last season— is coming back.
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