Large Champion Part Six

Lately people have been coming up to me in the street (that's what I get for leaving the house) and asking me, "Bob! When are you going to stop reviewing all these mediocre PG-13 horror films? Would it kill you to review some Oscar® caliber movies once in while? Big Hero 6 was just nominated for Best Animated Feature Film. Why don't you review that?"

"Ha!" I say to those people! There's no way I'm going to waste my money paying to see Big Hero 6! I haven't even seen the first five films yet! I'd have no idea what was happening or who any of the character are! It'd be like walking in during the middle of a movie!

Maybe when the bigwigs at Disney get of their asses and finally releases Big Hero 1 through 5 on videotape (I'm not jumping on this flash-in-the-pan DVD fad, nosiree!), then and only then will I go see Part 6.