Jobs... Uhh... Find A Way

Hey guys, look! After being on job search site LinkedIn for twenty or thirty years now, they finally sent me a job offer! Cool!

InGen, huh? InGen, InGen... why does that name sound so familiar?

Oh yeah, now I remember. I'm pretty sure they're the company that cloned the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass!

Jurassic Industrial Park

So this past weekend I'm out driving and I notice this business just a few short miles from my house.

Apparently the cloning of extinct animals is an expensive operation, so they've abandoned Costa Rica and are taking full advantage of Indiana's generous small business tax incentives.

It's all starting to make sense now. I've always wondered why I never see any songbirds around this area. Or rabbits. Or dogs. Or goats and sheep. Or joggers and power walkers. Or drifters, hobos and Mormons. Or sub-compact cars.

"Life, uh... FINDS a way!"