Get 'Em While They're Hot!

Saw this display in front of my local Schnuck's grocery today. It's currently July 30th, so what better time to stock up on your artificial Jack-O'-Lanterns? 

Better buy 'em while you can— there're only ninety three shopping days left till Halloween!

Admittedly I've never purchased a resin pumpkin before, but $25 each ($30 for the taller ones!) seems a bit steep.