Showing posts with label thor: the dark world. Show all posts
Showing posts with label thor: the dark world. Show all posts

Sunday, December 1, 2013

It Came From The Cineplex: Thor: The Dark World

Thor: The Dark World was directed by Alan Taylor and written by Christopher Yost, Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely (hey, wasn't he the delivery man on Mr. Rogers?), and is the eighth film set in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Taylor directed several episodes of Game Of Thrones (among many other things), and Markus and McFeely wrote all three Narnia movies and both Captain America films. So, pretty good track record here.


The first Thor film was OK, but I liked this one much, much more. It had pretty much everything-- action, adventure, space vikings and a great sense of fun about it. What more could you want in a film? Wow, a superhero movie that's actually fun instead of gloomy and mopey (I'm lookin' at you, entire Dark Knight Trilogy).

It's definitely miles ahead of the execrable Iron Man 3. At least here they didn't reveal that Malekith was an out of work British actor posing as a Dark Elf.

Actress Jaime Alexander, who plays Lady Sif in the film, suffered a severe back injury on set when she slipped on a wet metal staircase and chipped eleven vertebrae (among other injuries). She was sidelined for a month, but fortunately recovered and rejoined the shoot.


Supposedly once principal shooting was completed, the crew did reshoots in order to feature more of Loki. This was no doubt done because of actor Tom Hiddleston's burgeoning popularity. I have no idea what the extra scenes are, but if I had to guess I'd say they might be the ones between Loki and Thor on the flying longship.

ASGARDIAN SPOILERS AHEAD!

The Plot:
Loki is in prison in Asgard. Thor brings peace to the Nine Realms by beating up everyone, and returns to Earth to see his girlfriend Jane Foster.
The dark elf Malekith is trying to destroy the universe with something called the Aether. Thor can't stop Malekith on his own, so he enlists his evil brother Loki. All kinds of hijinx ensue.

Pros:
Thor: The Dark World is a surprisingly humorous film. And in a refreshing change of pace the humor is actually funny rather than cringe-inducing.


• Tom Hiddleston is great as always as Loki. He plays him with a depth and a hint of vulnerability not often seen in a comic book villain. Do not be surprised it Loki gets his own movie one of these days.
 
• I loved all the technology on display in Asgard. Imagine a medieval world that also has high tech weaponry and vehicles, such as flying Viking longboats.


If anyone ever decides to make another He-Man movie, they should study this film to see how to get the look down right.

• I've always been a sucker for plots in which the good guy has to team up with the bad guy, so I was happy to see Thor & Loki going on a mission together.

• Stan Lee pops up in another cameo. Too bad Jack Kirby didn't live to be a part of these films as well.


• The return of Mew Mew!

• Speaking of Thor's hammer Mjolnir, once again we see him spin it rapidly, then hurl it into the air and hold on in order to "fly." It doesn't make a lick of sense scientifically of course, but damn if it doesn't look cool!

• I like Thor's little extended Earth family. Jane Foster's his gal pal, Professor Selvig's the wacky uncle, Darcy Lewis is the little sister, and newcomer Ian Boothby the annoying little brother. Let's hope they're all back for Thor 3: Asgardian Bugaloo.
 
• I liked the unusual vertical design of the Dark Elves ships. 


One thing I didn't like-- the flying Asgardian longboats sounded exactly like the ships/flying cars in the Courascant chase scene in Attack Of The Clones. Anything that reminds me of the Prequels is double plus ungood in my book.

• I think this is the first time we've gotten two post-credits scenes. The first one, featuring The Collector, is obviously setting up next year's Guardians Of The Galaxy. I'm curious to see how this film will be received. So far most of the Marvel movies have been fairly grounded in reality (well, in a comic book reality). This one's going to be a Star Wars-like space romp, so it'll be interesting to see if audiences accept it as they have the other films in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

• At the end of the film it's revealed that Loki is using his shape-changing powers to pose as Odin. So what happened to the real Odin? Did Loki kill him? Unlikely, considering he's played by Anthony Hopkins, who'd no doubt demand a proper onscreen death. Is he being being held in one of the bathroom-less dungeons. I guess we'll have to wait for Thor 3 to find out.
 
Cons:
• Malekith's plan was to steal the Aether so he could destroy the Nine Realms, and the universe too while he was at it. 

And THEN what? Was he planning on recreating reality to suit him, or was he just going to float around in nothingness for eternity? Some clarification of his goals was in order.


By the way, "Aether" is spelled with an A. You can tell that's something dark and mysterious because it's spelled with an "ae" rather than just "ether."

• Do Asgardians (or inhabitants of the other Realms) ever go to the bathroom? When we see the Asgard dungeons the cells all consist of antiseptic white rooms that are completely empty. Nary a commode to be seen anywhere. Maybe they fold out of the wall? Either that or these villains all have warrior-sized bladders.
 

• Christopher Eccleston was extremely bland as Malekith, especially when compared to Loki. You need to really chew the scenery in a big, loud and bombastic film like this, and he barely registered at all. 

Come to think of it Eccleston wasn't very good as Destro in the first G.I. Joe movie either. I hate to say it but I'm beginning to think he's just not a very good actor. Or he needs to stop trying to play villains.

There's a line in the trailer that's missing in the film. In the trailer Jane Foster's walking around in Asgard and she says (in voice over), "Maybe our worlds are separate for a reason."

I don't know why but it bothers me when that happens. 

• At one point Thor asks Heimdall-- the gatekeeper of the inter dimensional portal to Earth-- if he can sense Jane Foster. Heimdall tells him that yes, he can see her and she's doing fine.

I don't think I like the idea of an inter dimensional Norse god who's able to see my every movement.

• Thor's mother Frigga is killed protecting Jane Foster. Everyone's sad and there's a big funeral.

Frigga's death might have been more tragic and had more emotional weight if she'd had more than ten minutes of screen time in both movies combined. Hard to work up much grief for a character we don't even know.

• In this film and the previous one, the filmmakers are determined to make Asgard a more racially diverse place. To that end, they cast an Asian man to play Thor's comrade Hogun the Grim. Hogun hails from the realm of Vanaheim, which is an Asian name if ever I've heard one (that was a joke, son). Oddly enough Hogan speaks with a thick Japanese accent. So does that mean the people of Vanaheim-- which is somewhere in space, in another dimension-- all somehow speak Japanese and learn English as a second language? Huh.


I'll probably be raked over the coals for saying this, but... doesn't it seem kind of silly to integrate Asgard? Asgard, the mythical place that was invented by the Scandinavians? The blonde-haired, blue-eyed Scandinavians? Who most likely had never seen a person of color when they created this mythology?

Look, I know why the filmmakers do this. It's because they want to appeal to the widest possible audience, and they fear that a cast of all white actors will be off-putting to ethnic groups. But does this integration really increase the box office take? Do you think there's ever been a case where a black man stood in the theater lobby and exclaimed, "I was going to see that new Madea movie, but I hear there's a black guy in Thor! I'm gonna go see that!"
 
• Another strange example of diverse casting: Malekith is a Dark Elf, and has very pale, almost pure white skin. His right hand man, er, Elf, appears to be a black man. So there are white and black Dark Elves? Or are they all supposed to be black and Malekith is an albino? I'm confused.


We'll probably never know, as every other Dark Elf seen in the film is wearing a weird mask that covers their entire face. 

I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet that these two posters were designed by the same artist. Where's Drew Struzan when you need him? 

Thor: The Dark World is a fun and funny techo-space-viking adventure. I give it an A-.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Season 1, Episode 8: The Well

Hey, we got a really good episode this week! I liked this one a lot, mostly because we finally got an episode that contained some actual super hero trappings.

The promos have been screaming for weeks now that this episode is a direct tie-in to the current Marvel movie Thor: The Dark World, stopping just short of calling it Thor 2.5. Technically they weren't lying-- the episode begins with a few clips from the movie and then we see the S.H.I.E.L.D. team sifting through the wreckage caused by Thor and Malekith. But that's about it. There's lots of name dropping about Thor and Asgardians and space gods but no one from the movie actually shows up (we do meet an Asgardian though, but not the one we expect).

The episode was directed by Jonathan Frakes, Star Trek: The Next Generation's own Commander Will Riker. Frakes directed several ST:TNG episodes and has become a pretty decent director, one who understands the sci-fi/fantasy genre and is knowledgable about special effects. Maybe they ought to have him direct every episode from here on out.

Thoughts (Spoilers!)
• I realize I've been pretty critical about the lack of super stuff in past episodes. I understand that this series is taking a look at how normal everyday humans cope in a world of superheroes. I get it, really I do. But they've got to throw us a super bone once in a while, or else the series just becomes another iteration of CSI.

• Simmons has the exact same ring tone that I have, which was freaking me out. Every time her phone rang on screen I thought someone was calling me.

• Lots of dialog about how Asgardians are aliens, not gods, and how their technology isn't magic, it's just so advanced we can't yet understand it.

Marvel comics take this exact same view toward Thor and his world. The writers have obviously done their homework.

• Jakob and Petra (the duo who find the first piece of the Berserker Staff) were pretty lame villains. That seems to be par for the course for this show. They definitely need to work on their bad guys.

• Sorry, but I had to laugh at "Norse paganist hate group." Not those guys again! Every time there's a terrorist attack, one of those damn Norse paganist hate groups steps up and claims responsibility.

• OK, they got me-- I totally didn't suspect that doughy Dr. Randolph was an Asgardian until Ward tried to stab him. Nice touch that life story became myth and legend here on Earth.

One thing I don't quite buy though-- in the Thor films, Asgard looks like a pretty cool place. Spectacular scenery, beautiful architecture, amazing technology… why an Asgardian would want to live out their life here on our miserable planet? 


Yes, he said one reason he stayed here was because he met a lovely young French maid or something, but surely Earth women can't hold a candle to Asgardian super-babes. Plus doesn't he get tired of watching a succession of wives wither and die while he lives out his 5,000 year life span?

• I liked Randolph's snide comment that no, just because he's from Asgard doesn't mean he knows Thor. Reminded me of when white people think all blacks know one another.

• After Ward accidentally touches the Berserker Staff, it causes him to become surly and aggressive. When Skye tries to get him to open up to her, he snaps, "That's what you're here to do. Talk and talk and talk!" Tell it brother! We're not all as enamored of Skye as you are, wrtiers!

• I wonder what they'll do with the Berserker Staff? Will they use The Slingshot (from the 0-8-4 episode) to fling it into the Sun, or will they give it to Thor for safe keeping?

• Everybody's got a dark secret on this show (with the possible exception of FitzSimmons). Coulson suspects he was more seriously injured by Loki than he thought. Skye's some kind of spy, or is she? Something awful happened to May in the field and it still haunts her. And now we find out that Ward had some murky childhood trauma involving his brother. 

• May's fast becoming my favorite character on the show. Loved her bad-assery as she assembled the pieces of the Berserker Staff and expertly wielded it. More scenes like this, please.

• So, May and Ward, huh? At the end of the episode she nonchalantly invites him into her hotel room. Did they hook up? Or sit on the bed and talk about their various traumas while getting plastered? Or both?

Personally I vote for hooked up, but that's probably just because I've had a crush on Ming-Na Wen for years now.

• So it's pretty obvious at this point that Coulson is a Life Model Decoy. The viewers know it, the writers know it, the only ones who don't know it are the characters. 

I hope they're not going to drag out this mystery for the entire season, but it wouldn't surprise me if they did. Once it's revealed, the only other thing they could do with Coulson is deal with how he reacts to the fact that he's not real, and they'll no doubt want to save that arc for Season 2.

• I still think this would have been a perfect time for a cameo by Chris Hemsworth as Thor. It wouldn't even have had to be a lengthy scene; he could have just walked past Coulson and said, "Hey, how's it going, Son of Coul?"  Or they could have had Tom Hiddleston doing his awesome Owen Wilson impression. C'mon, Marvel!

What, he's so busy he couldn't spare an hour to shoot a ten second scene?


So when's Hasselhoff gonna pop up on this show?
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