I'm both horrified and delighted that I live in a dimension in which it's possible to rent a film called 2-Headed Shark Attack.
I had planned on writing a blog post one of these days that spoofed their outrageous, start-with-the-title-first output. I was going to try to come up with fake posters like Grizzly Shark, Sharkerine and Sharkano, but I quickly realized that The Asylum's real life output was far more ridiculous than anything I could ever hope to come up with.
Case in point:
Behold Sharknado, The Asylum's latest opus. It's a tornado, filled with sharks. Hence the title.
You win, Asylum. I bow to your superior ability to come up with ridiculous titles.