Monday, November 25, 2013

Dear Pringles, Please Stop Doing This

Dear Pringles (and or Kellogg's, who owns them), please stop doing this. 

Oh, I'm not talking about creating your weirdo flavors. Your Lime and Black Pepper flavored chips from last year were awesome and one of my all time favorite things to eat.

No, Pringles, I'm talking about this. The "Limited Time Only!" crap. What the hell? Why do you give us a new and delicious taste sensations, only to cruelly snatch them away from us a couple of months later? What kind of sadistic bastards do you have working there, Pringles? 

From now on, whenever I see one of your new flavors that's only going to be available for a limited time, I'm not even going to try it. What's the point? Why develop a fondness for it if I can't eat it from now on? 

You're a ruthless and harsh mistress, Pringles.

And really, Pringles? Cinnamon and Sugar flavor? Sugar? On our potato chips? Aren't there enough people riding mobility scooters up and down the snack aisle already?

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