Saturday, February 13, 2016

It's The End Of The World As We Know It, And I Feel Valentine

Sad news to report today. It seems that tomorrow, February 14, 2016, will be humanity's last day on planet Earth. That's right everyone, the world's scheduled to end tomorrow.

Sorry, all you happy couples celebrating Valentine's Day, the world's most useless holiday!


The prediction was first made back in 1989. At the beginning of Ghostbusters II, we see that Dr. Peter Venkman has been reduced to hosting the World Of The Psychic TV show.

Venkman interviews a psychic named Elaine, who states, "According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14, in the year 2016.

Dr. Venkman looks into the camera and says, "Valentine's Day." After a beat he adds, "Bummer."

So there you have it, straight from one of the Ghostbusters himself. If you've not yet bought a gift for your sweetheart, you're off the hook! You needn't bother! And if you're single and were dreading spending yet another miserable Valentine's Day alone, cheer up! You'll never have to do it again!

See you all on the other side!

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