From The Department Of Shameful Situations

From the Department Of Shameful Situations:

Why is it that all of these wonderfully terrible movies (and many more like 'em) are currently available on blu ray in glorious 1080p resolution...

...but I still can't buy a similarly restored version of the unf*cked, unaltered theatrical versions of the original Star Wars trilogy, without all of George's endless, asinine, unwanted and unasked for "improvements?" Why does Chopping Mall get more loving treatment than one of the most influential films in cinematic history?

Shameful.