Not So Good Friday

Saw this today on Facebook:

It's an ad for a local church's Good Friday service.

Holy Zombie Jesus! If that doesn't look like a poster for a new horror film, then I'll eat my Easter bonnet! The only thing missing is a blurb at the top stating, "From A Producer Of The Conjuring 2, Insidious: Chapter 3 And Sinister."

I guess technically the story of Good Friday is a lot like a horror movie. You've got a guy who's tortured and eventually killed by being nailed to a cross. Then he's buried in a cave and comes back from the dead on the third day!

By the way, did you see how these lunatics in the Philippines celebrated the holiday? They deliberately had themselves crucified! With REAL nails hammered through their hands and feet! Pardon the expression, but Jesus Christ!

How about just getting all dressed up and going to church instead?