Last week police in Victoria, British Columbia released this actual police sketch of a suspect. I swear I did not make this up.
Honestly, I've never seen any police sketch that seemed like it would be of much help IDing a perp. Due to the nature of the compartmentalized way they're drawn (What kind of eyes did he have? Now what kind of ears?) they never look anything like the suspect whatsoever.
And then there's this one.
If you live in or are planning to visit the Victoria area, be on the lookout for a man who is half owl, have grey alien.
Wouldn't it be cool if they catch the guy, and it turns out he looks exactly like this sketch?