The Yellow Face, It Burns!

It's November 9th, 2009, I'm in Southern Indiana, I'm wearing a t-shirt and shorts and it's 73 degrees outside.

When I was a kid I can remember being ass-deep in snow this time of year. Something ain't right.

Obviously the President is using this whole health care debacle to distract the populace from the fact that the Earth has broken out of its orbit and is hurtling toward the sun. There's no point in arguing about it with me because there's no other possible explanation.