Friday, May 11, 2012
Every one in a while though, a sentence comes along that has never before been spoken in the entire history of the English language. A brand new pristine sentence. I believe I have discovered such a sentence.
This week scientists were studying the effects of probiotics in yogurt and found that eating it made mice slimmer and "sexier."
One scientist said of the sexy, swaggering mice in the study, “You know when someone’s at the top of their game, how they carry themselves differently? Well, imagine that in a mouse.”
We have a winner, folks! That right there is a brand new sentence, never before uttered in the existence of the English language.