Friday, May 11, 2012

Brand New Sentence

The English language has been around for well over a thousand years. In that time there've been many sentences that have been spoken hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of times. Sentences like "It's not my fault," "Take out the garbage," "I ain't in the mood" and "Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow." It's a well worn language with few surprises left in it.

Every one in a while though, a sentence comes along that has never before been spoken in the entire history of the English language. A brand new pristine sentence. I believe I have discovered such a sentence.

This week scientists were studying the effects of probiotics in yogurt and found that eating it made mice slimmer and "sexier."

One scientist said of the sexy, swaggering mice in the study, “You know when someone’s at the top of their game, how they carry themselves differently? Well, imagine that in a mouse.

We have a winner, folks! That right there is a brand new sentence, never before uttered in the existence of the English language.

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHA! So funny!! I love Mr. Mouse and his fancy hat and briefcase :)

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