Sunday, October 14, 2012

That Ain't Right Part Two

Recently I blogged about the highly inappropriate Sexy Sesame Street Halloween costumes, and predicted that at our current rate of Sluttification, our society would soon run out of pop culture subjects to sluttify. I worried that by 2016 we'd be reduced to creating costumes such as Sexy Blender and Sexy Ball Peen Hammer.

I'm afraid it's worse than I thought. It's already happened. We have definitely run out of sexy character fodder and have begun using inanimate objects.

Case in point:
The Sexy Corn costume.

I... I don't even know how to respond to this. I need to go lie down for a while. Perhaps volunteer to read to the blind or something.

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