I Think The Weather's Broken

Look at this image of the nation's weather that happened a couple of days ago.

What the heck is up with that storm system? Either the radar is broken or the Hand Of God used a 2,500 mile long straight edge to slice it in half with a massive X-Acto knife.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but precise, razor sharp lines like that don't generally occur in nature. Oh, DARPA, you and your super secret cadre of wacky mad scientists are at it again!