During this busy time of the year, I hope you'll all pause for a moment and think about the real reason for the season. Festivus is a time for quiet contemplation and reflection as you gaze in awe at the bare aluminum pole in the living room, free of distracting tinsel.
It's about telling everyone how much they've disappointed you over the past year during the Airing of Grievances. It's all about pinning the head of the household during the Feats Of Strength. It's about togetherness and sharing a nice meatloaf with friends and family.
Happy Festivus, everyone! Hope you have a true Festivus Miracle this year!